I tried putting the window down, and accidentally pushed the heated seat button. I said Jim, why is my ass getting hot?
That reminds of a story.... A few years ago, me and a buddy were riding around in either the TSX or the truck. I forget which. But, after a few minutes of driving, he looked at me, kind of confused. "I don't know how to ask this, but, uhhhhh.... Why is my BUTT getting warm???" I asked him if he had pissed himself. He said, "NO, it's just WARM, not WET! You know it was really uncomfortable for me to ask you this because you don't need to know how my ass is feeling, but it's getting WARMER!"
I couldn't keep a straight face any longer. I told him the seat heater had come on and I showed him how to turn it off.