Can somebody tell me how to get this crap off of my car?

[PenguinLTZ]

Are you afraid to drive in it, like most people?

 

[Texas Jim]

Heat will melt it...
Pour about a gallon of gasoline evenly over the affected surface...
Stand back a little bit and throw a "LIT" match on it...

I guarantee all of it will then be off of the car...

 

[Mixedbreed]

Rejoice as it looks like hell is freezing over!!!!!!

 

[drperry]

On a side note, it was bright, sunny, and at LEAST 43*F here... And melting

Wait a few hours, JIM, it will either turn into Canadian Armor Plating, or melt off

 

[BlueCollarPilot]

I'd trade it Jim, looks ruined

 

[Stumpuller6.5]

I believe this is How Texans take care of "snow"

 

[ScottyBoy]

I have never seen such a horrid sight!

 

[BlueCollarPilot]

Scotty we may have to deal with a "trace" of this in the morning. Should we run out and buy $100 worth of "survival supplies" just in case?

 

[svensk]

Cool. You have more than us now.

 

[That Crazy Squirrel]

You're fwonked now Jim. You'll have to move to Alaska. I think those folks up there have ways of dealing with that stuff.