Can somebody tell me how to get this crap off of my car?

[Zembonez]

I think we've just decided to have the car crushed.

I'm not driving that far. You'll have to have Tahoe shipped down on a flatbed.

I'm on it.

 

[Ricky Bobby FX4]

Mine does nothing at 45*

It would call me a puss if I asked it to heat at that temp

 

[onac255]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug Jim...

 

[onac255]

This guy will take care of it in no time Jim.

 

[Sodbuster]

Heat will melt it...
Pour about a gallon of gasoline evenly over the affected surface...
Stand back a little bit and throw a "LIT" match on it...

I guarantee all of it will then be off of the car...

aka...Kill it with FIRE!

 

[Sodbuster]

I think we've just decided to have the car crushed.

Good choice. Of course, since you folks get so little practice, I imagine some rookie snowplow driver down there has probably already taken care of that for you.

Snowplow!?!?

The last time we had a big snow in the Dallas/Fort Worth area, some snowplows came down from Oklahoma City!

Last I heard, OKC has about 10 of 'em.....

 

[Darkanion]

Last I heard, OKC has about 10 of 'em.....

I know we have a few trucks down here that can be outfitted with plows. But, when we had that snow just before the Super Bowl, everyone freaked out and they had to bring in more trucks..

 

[Zembonez]

I've never even seen a snowplow that wasn't on TV or the net.

 

[AllBlkdOut07]

I've never seen anything like this on my car. It's sort of hard and white.

I really don't think it's bird shit. It's literally everywhere though and I need to know how to get it off.

Ideas?

All these recommendations of using, fire, gasoline, acetone... rather drastic for a half inch of the white stuff, could've just used one of these, would've worked perfectly

no it would not harm the paint, just make sure you use one made of aluminum, the plastic ones are garbage.

 

[Zembonez]

HA!

Around here all you have to do is wait 8 hours and it's all gone.