Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper

  • Roll off the Top

    Votes: 38 84.4%
  • Roll off the Bottom

    Votes: 7 15.6%

  • Total voters
    45
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Bernie

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Over the top, so you don't end up wiping your ass with the big fwonking spider that was on the back of the roll.

If you do it off the bottom then you won't see the spider, because it's between the paper and the wall, and there's a 50/50 chance you'll either wipe your ass with it, or it'll fall off into your underwear.




Explain THAT to the wives and see if they don't now agree that over the top is the correct way. :D2
 

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Off the top

If you're in THAT much of a rush, shouldn't you have killed the zombies/bears/whatever the fWONk is chasing you first? :lol:

Bad enchiladas wait for no man.

When that happens, you don't even stop to check if there IS toilet paper, let alone what way it's mounted, lmao.

Over the top, so you don't end up wiping your ass with the big fwonking spider that was on the back of the roll.

If you do it off the bottom then you won't see the spider, because it's between the paper and the wall, and there's a 50/50 chance you'll either wipe your ass with it, or it'll fall off into your underwear.




Explain THAT to the wives and see if they don't now agree that over the top is the correct way. :D2


Most women here just kill the spider and go on with their day :dunno: :lol:
 

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