Left or Right?

[Bigredmariner]

 

[cRiPpLe_rOoStEr]

Free bacon is the greatest dilema for a young Jew...

 

[buRRp]

Bacon.

 

[thunderstruck]

Too easy. Go to the Fountain of Youth, undo previous years of bad health choices, then hit up the Fountain of Bacon. Repeat as necessary.

 

[LMSeven]

Too easy. Go to the Fountain of Youth, undo previous years of bad health choices, then hit up the Fountain of Bacon. Repeat as necessary.

Absolutely.

But if there is only one option it would be Fountain of Youth. Fountain of Youth = more time to eat bacon.

 

[Carneyman]

After I voted it took me to an old thread of Jenna's about E-fan harnesses?

Me too! I thought I accidentally clicked on something.

Must be a Bernie thing!

I figured Jenna hacked the site trying to get us to buy more stuff so she can get that 'charger for the 'nali...

 

[RedRider]

Fountain of Youth is a myth...Bacon is real

 

[mr_bots]

I have no problems acquiring bacon when needed and being 24 I still have plenty of youth left.

 

[ScottyBoy]

Bacon is the only meat that is so unbelievably fWONking good that people wrap it around other meats to make them taste better. Bacon, fWONk yeah!!

 

[drperry]

I'll be dead by 40 anyway, bacon FTW.