Chuck Norris is now a CAR?

[Z71 Kris]

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-401727?hpt=Sbin

 

[Draenor]

Chuck Norris should roundhouse kick that guys ass.....

 

[Zembonez]

If Chuck Norris was a car, he sure as hell wouldn't be some little cute ute Mercedes.

 

[Alljackedup408]

I'd be soo mad if they nicknamed that hunk of junk after me. Round house to the fuse box on that sumbtch.

 

[Faxcion]

Thats got to be the stupidest article about a phuckin' car that i've ever seen.

 

[Nick The Great]

If Chuck Norris was a car, he sure as hell wouldn't be some little cute ute Mercedes.

This

 

[daddy]

Chuck Norris is a 1972 Ford LTD.

 

[LMSeven]

Chuck Norris is whatever Chuck Norris wants to be.

 

[66nova]

How do you compare something to Chuck Norris that only has 260hp. I know I like to round up, but since when is 260 hp almost 300. When you are at that level of hp every 10 make a huge difference.

This guy is a huge D. Bag. That may be a great SUV, but even if I was in the market for one, he just turned me away from looking at it. Then all of you would call me the guy with the car the D.bag tested and I would cry.

 

[Texas Jim]

Yeah...he was bragging about how much HP it had and it would do 0 to 60 in just "OVER" 7 seconds... but he never said how "MUCH" over 7 seconds.

My big ol' Caddy is a good bit quicker than that... and that ain't saying too much.

I agree with Robert... I won't be going to look at one of those any time soon.