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COMPUTER JOKES?

Discussion in 'Internet & Computers' started by Zembonez, Jan 9, 2010.

  1. Zembonez

    Zembonez живи свободно или умри

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    During a recent password audit, it was found that a woman was using the following password:

    MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento

    When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be
    at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
     
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    Zembonez живи свободно или умри

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    WOW!

    Just WOW!

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  3. ScottyBoy

    ScottyBoy No, that's not a banana in my pants.

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    How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
    You'll see wite out/liquid paper painted on the monitor.
    :lol:
     
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    Zembonez живи свободно или умри

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    Types of Girls...
    Hard Disk Girls:
    She remembers everything, FOREVER.

    RAM Girls:
    She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

    CD-ROM Girls:
    She is always faster and faster.

    Windows Girls:
    Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

    Multimedia Girls:
    She makes horrible things look beautiful.

    Screensaver Girls:
    She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

    Internet Girls:
    Difficult to access.

    Server Girls:
    Always busy when you need her.

    E-Mail Girls:
    Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

    Virus Girls:
    Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her … you will lose everything.. ...!
     
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  7. ScottyBoy

    ScottyBoy No, that's not a banana in my pants.

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    Wifi names.

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    Looks like HenAvenger needs to empty the trash.
     

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